幽默英文短句

1.有谁可以告诉我一些有趣的英语短语 1.black and white黑白2.board and lodging膳宿 3.cause and fact因果4.day and ni…

1.有谁可以告诉我一些有趣的英语短语

1.black and white黑白2.board and lodging膳宿 3.cause and fact因果4.day and night日夜 5.east and west东西6.far and near远近 7.good and evil好坏8.heaven and earth天地 9.husband and wife夫妇10.men and women男女 11.physical and mental身心12.right and wrong是非 13.thunder and lighting雷电 14.women and children妇孺 二、与汉语词序相反的词组 1.fire and water水火2.right and left左右 3.heavy and light轻重4.sooner or later迟早 5.young and old老少6.sweat and blood血汗 7.flesh and blood血肉 8.agriculture and industry工农业 9.iron and steel钢铁 10.ladies and gentlemen先生们女士们 11.heat and cold冷热12.old and new新旧 13.back and front前后14.land and sea海陆 15.southeast东南16.northeast东北 17.southwest西南18.northwest西北 19.ups and downs沉浮 20.food and clothing衣食 21.rich and poor贫富22.eat and drink饮食 23.back and belly腹背24.bed and board膳宿 25.joy and sorrow悲欢 26.wide,long and high长宽高 27.north,south,east and west东南西北 三、英语词序相反,词义迥异的词组 1.a kind of一种,某种,有点 of a kind同类的,徒有其名的,不怎么样的 2.in all总共 all in精疲力尽的,精疲力竭的 3.in hand在手中 hand in上交 4.from far来自远方 far from离得远,远非 5.ifonly要是……,但愿……,只要……就好了(常与虚拟语气连用) only if必须在……的条件下,非在……的条件下不可(引导条件状语从句) 6.other than不同于……,除了…… than other比其它的 7.much too太……(后加形容词、副词) too much太多的……(后加名词) 8.trust in相信,信任 in trust委托人管,保管,照顾 9.turn in上交,交出 in turn轮流,反过来 10.such as诸如……之类,象……一样(用来列举同类事物) as such如此,象这样的(表上下文之间的照应) 11.see you回头见,再见 you see你瞧,你是知道的,要知道(用于插入语)。

2.英语的一些比较有趣的句子

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻烦没来找你,就别去自找麻烦。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

I think that/that “that”/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我们必须团结在一起,否则我们将被一个个绞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

(这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。)

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍?

Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好

“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? ”

“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! ”

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

3.求英文经典句子

最美的十大经典爱情句子 1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你,不是因为你是一个怎样的人,而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them. 失去某人,最糟糕的莫过于,他近在身旁,却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。

6) Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 7) Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你,那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前,上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人;在我们终于遇见心仪的人时,便应当心存感激。

10) Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣,微笑吧,为你的曾经拥有。 经典搞笑的英语句子 1)Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 2)One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 4)Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个女人。

6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 10)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 11)“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来“,所以还是再睡一会吧. 12)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 13)“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “ 努力工作不会导致死亡!“不过我不会用自己去证明. 14)“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “ 工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看着别人工作. 15)When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 16)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?。

4.英语中有趣的短语,成语

谚语: ⒈Actions speak louder than words。

事实胜于雄辩。 ⒉Knowledge is power。

知识就是力量。 ⒊An idle youth,a needy age。

少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。 ⒋Better late than never。

晚做总比不做强。 ⒌Better pills may have wholesome effects。

良药苦口。 ⒍Easy come,easy go。

来得容易,去得容易。 ⒎Look before you leap。

三思而后行。 ⒏Well begin is half done。

好的开始是成功的一半。 ⒐Speech is silver,silence is gold。

雄辩是银,缄默是金。 ⒑All good things come to an end。

天下没有不散的宴席。 ⒒Even Homer sometimes nods。

智者千虑,必有一失。 ⒓It’s dogged that does it。

世上无难事,只怕有心人。 ⒔Live and learn。

活到老,学到老。 ⒕All roads lead to Rome。

条条大路通罗马。 ⒖Opportunity seldom knocks twice。

机不可失,失不再来。 成语: ⒈What’s done can not be undone。

木已成舟。 ⒉In prosperity think of adversity。

居安思危。 ⒊Pride will have a fall。

骄者必败。 ⒋Practise what you preach。

言行一致。 ⒌Practice makes perfect。

熟能生巧。 ⒍Every man has his faults。

人孰无过。 ⒎You cannot clap with one hand。

孤掌难鸣。 ⒏No pain,no gain。

无劳不获。 ⒐Where there is a will,there is a way。

有志者事竟成。 ⒑Seeing is believing。

百闻不如一见。 ⒒I am caught between the devil and the deep blue sea。

进退维谷。 ⒓All corners of the land。

五湖四海。 ⒔Blazing with colour。

五彩缤纷。 ⒕Take in everything at a glance。

一览无余。 ⒖Round the clock。

日以继夜。 ⒗Justly and forcefully。

理直气壮。 ⒘It rains cats and dogs。

大雨滂沱。 ⒙Walls have ears。

隔墙有耳。 ⒚Heart and soul。

一心一意。 ⒛Do in Rome as the Romans do。

入乡随俗。鼠目寸光 be shortsighted 金蝉脱壳 escape unnoticed 飞禽走兽 birds and beasts。

5.有没有一些搞笑的英语句子

Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个女人。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. (老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈)

6.幽默的英语句子

Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa. 金钱非万能, 信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人; 每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每个人都应该结婚,毕竟, 快乐并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人不会去结婚, 而当他们胶笏婚就也就不再聪明了. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “你的未来取决于你的梦想”, 所以赶快去睡觉吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天. Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

(老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈) Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 “Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? ” “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! ” “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

7.搞笑的英语句子翻译

一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

(老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈) 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? ” “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! ” “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17)When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着? 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

2.If you fail, don’t forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了,千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。

当你年老时回想起过去,你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。

6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住:最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。

不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水,你想用的时候就享用吧! 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识,多读一些书,坐在你家的前廊里,以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景,不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前,先完善并了解自己。

12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着,因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

14.”There are only two creatures,” says a proverb, “who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail.” 俗话说:“能登上金字塔的。

8.幽默风趣的一些英语句子

1. Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的,毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。 5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。 6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise.. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外,后座上的意外会生出小孩。 12. “Your future depends on your dreams.”So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以,还是再睡一会吧。

13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。 14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡。

但为什么要冒险呢? 15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17. When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19. The more you learn, the more you know;The more you know, the more you forget;The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

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